AI Cant 2025 Second Half
a poem by Craig Keller / 2025
Intellectual opposition
Task decomposition
Tool description injection
Real-time state management
Deduplication
Patterns and antipatterns
Sycophancy
Cultural risk aversion
Honk
Git (“Such a stupid…”)
Vibe-code, of course
A node-based canvas
Agentic transformation
And cryptographic hashes
Large object promisors
Model context protocol
An execution-heavy career
Efficient backpropagation
Iterative optimization
Deep observability
Custom culpability
Reaching finality and
Immediate metrics
Vision tasks
Issue counts
Separations
Mass-spectral databases
Kernel-mode anti-cheats
Artifacts (the new new ilk)
Dismasting
Their con;pute
Their ingest pipeline
Nano banana model overripenings
Using a tool call
Silo-breaking
Sideloading apps
Static typing
Dogfooding
Branded stablecoins
Approximate nearest neighbor
More knowledge?
Quantifiable?
And can we not freeze the fucking deploy?
And two-qubit entangling gates
“Knowledge” as coined-phrase operation for some process or other
Thus dividing the fandom •